intro - voice post

[sheriffnorthman]

[He's on the phone with Pam, while he's flying to see the queen of Louisiana.]

--And I want you to keep an eye on a couple of vampires for me. You know the ones. They've gotten overexcited on multiple occasions and I won't have them damaging anymore of the human patrons. The cleanup alone isn't worth it. If they give you any trouble, you have my permission to correct that mistake as you see fit.

[There's static on the other end.]

Pam? [More static.]

[He notices the environment isn't New Orleans and he lands immediately. Nope definitely not New Orleans.]

Well. This is interesting.

Comments

audio; 1/...lord only knows how many

[lajolieblonde.livejournal.com]

[ ...oh lord, sookie knows that voice. and here, have some silence of the 'oh shit' kind, eric. ]

audio; HAH I WAS FIRST YAY ME

[lajolieblonde.livejournal.com]

...Eric?

audio; okay i will keep this under five. I THINK.

[lajolieblonde.livejournal.com]

[ some more silence, less 'oh shit' and more 'oh, for the love of god' now ]

audio; okay i lied six. so 4/6 IT IS DECIDED

[lajolieblonde.livejournal.com]

Oh, hell.

audio;

[lajolieblonde.livejournal.com]

Eric, you're not Shreveport anymore.

audio; aaaaaaaand done

[lajolieblonde.livejournal.com]

Welcome to the City.

[ never before has 'welcome' sounded more like 'die in a fire you jerkface'. ]

audio;

[undoing.livejournal.com]

Vampires?

audio;

[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

Is there a problem?

audio;

[thenormalsquint]

Vampires?

[Yes, Angela does sound like she's saying "More of them?" with one single word.]

audio;

[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

Who are you?

voice

[tothelibrary.livejournal.com]

These are not the vampires you're looking for.

[ helpful, dawn. ]

voice

[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

Clearly. Since the vampires I was referring to are in Shreveport.

[Voice]

[mghtbconcussed.livejournal.com]

Well it just got that way. [Have another blonde with a Southern accent, Wric]

[Voice]

[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

[He's intrigued.]

Is that so?

[never_very_good]

Dropped your call.

[Voice]

[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

And you are..?

voice

[bladed-siberian.livejournal.com]

Connection is shit around here.

voice

[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

Tell me about it.

audio;

[adeadringer.livejournal.com]

...Vampires.

audio;

[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

Does that frighten you?

[deadly_legacy]

Damaging... [At least she didn't say vampires?]

[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

Yes, they've made quite a mess. One that would rather not clean up.

audio| sounding far too amused;

[fatespoken]

Afraid you aren't in Kansas anymore, Lestat.

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[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

I beg your pardon?

[sword-boy.livejournal.com]

Vampires? Huh... Do we have another supernatural in the City~?

[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

It appears so.

[chosered.livejournal.com]

Vampires?

2/2 sob sorry

[chosered.livejournal.com]

Oh. I see there's an echo in here. Sorry.

1/2

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

audio ][

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

Can you hear me now?

This comment does not exist

[valentineluke.livejournal.com]

*observing you and all public interactions in this post*

voice;

[7thborn.livejournal.com]

And we wouldn't want overexcited vampires, would we?

voice;

[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

Not when it potentially involves the police.

audio; i hope you don't mind v v late tags sob

[adamantined]

Zombies?

[Pause.]

Sorry, everyone was chiming in with vampires. I figured someone should try to be different. Welcome to the City.

audio; i'm cool with that :)

[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

Sadly, I have never encountered zombies during my entire existence.