intro - voice post

[sheriffnorthman]

[He's on the phone with Pam, while he's flying to see the queen of Louisiana.]

--And I want you to keep an eye on a couple of vampires for me. You know the ones. They've gotten overexcited on multiple occasions and I won't have them damaging anymore of the human patrons. The cleanup alone isn't worth it. If they give you any trouble, you have my permission to correct that mistake as you see fit.

[There's static on the other end.]

Pam? [More static.]

[He notices the environment isn't New Orleans and he lands immediately. Nope definitely not New Orleans.]

Well. This is interesting.

Comments

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[undoing.livejournal.com]

Dawn, he is dangerous. Not necessarily the evil me during my de-souled days dangerous, but a kind of danger! If anything happens to you, your sister will never forgive me.

Be careful. Please?

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[tothelibrary.livejournal.com]

Angel, I'm not going to invite him out for dinner. I just sent him the guide. Jeez.

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[undoing.livejournal.com]

Just promise me you'll be careful. I'll stop harassing you about it if you just promise me, okay?

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[tothelibrary.livejournal.com]

Well, I was thinking of doing the age old vampire luring dance, where I bathe in raw steaks then wander around the Underground going heeeeeeeeeeere vampire vampire vampire and then they jump in my boat while my grumpy roommate scowls, but since you told me maybe I should be careful I'll do that instead.

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[undoing.livejournal.com]

[ ...the mental images. mental smells. dawn, he hates you. he is just going to sulky breathe. B| ]

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[tothelibrary.livejournal.com]

You're doing it again.

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[undoing.livejournal.com]

Oh, be quiet.

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[tothelibrary.livejournal.com]

Not my fault you sulky breathe.

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[undoing.livejournal.com]

[ and it's not his fault you're a brat. ...but he doesn't say that out loud. ]

Vampires don't breathe.

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[tothelibrary.livejournal.com]

That is such a lie. You just don't have to.