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[sheriffnorthman]

[He's on the phone with Pam, while he's flying to see the queen of Louisiana.]

--And I want you to keep an eye on a couple of vampires for me. You know the ones. They've gotten overexcited on multiple occasions and I won't have them damaging anymore of the human patrons. The cleanup alone isn't worth it. If they give you any trouble, you have my permission to correct that mistake as you see fit.

[There's static on the other end.]

Pam? [More static.]

[He notices the environment isn't New Orleans and he lands immediately. Nope definitely not New Orleans.]

Well. This is interesting.

Comments

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[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

I don't know what you're referring to, Sookie.

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[lajolieblonde.livejournal.com]

You know darn well what I'm talkin' about, don't give me that.

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[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

I was being polite. I was unaware that was a crime.

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[lajolieblonde.livejournal.com]

You're not polite, Eric. And that's my roommate, so you just leave her alone, hear me?

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[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

I have no intention of feeding from her, if that's what you're worried about. Unless, of course, she offers herself to me.

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[lajolieblonde.livejournal.com]

I don't care if she asks or not, you're not touchin' her.

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[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

That's hardly your decision.

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[lajolieblonde.livejournal.com]

I'm makin' it my decision, Eric.

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[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

[He chuckles, but there's no humor in it.] Remember who you're talking to, Sookie.

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[lajolieblonde.livejournal.com]

I remember exactly who I'm talkin' to. And you should remember you're talkin' to the only person in the City who knows what vampires from our world can be hurt by.

[ ...her threat is somewhat overshadowed by the whole 'lol just told eric bill isn't here', isn't it? wtg, sook. w. t. g. ]

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[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

I can't allow you to reveal that information. You know that.

[And then he caught on.]

Sooo, Bill's not here with you?

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[lajolieblonde.livejournal.com]

Fine. Leave my friend alone and don't feed on anybody who doesn't want it, and I won't say a word to anybody.

[ long pause. largely for the facepalming. ]

Not that it's any of your business, but no he's not.

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[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

I won't feed from her unless she asks and since she's already made it abundantly clear she doesn't want it, it's not an issue.

And I'm surprised Bill hasn't found his way here yet. Isn't he glued to your side?

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[lajolieblonde.livejournal.com]

You won't feed from her at all, Eric. [ someday, sookie will cotton on to the fact that she is not actually able to cash in on these demands too well. today is not that day. ]

...Apparently not, since it's been six months.

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[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

[Okay, he can see she's gonna be stubborn about this.]

Fine, since she's your friend I'll consider her off limits. Will that satisfy you?

[Okay now he sounds a little smug.]

You know, if you were mine, I wouldn't leave you here by yourself.

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[lajolieblonde.livejournal.com]

Yes, that'll do me fine for now, thank you.

[ ...sookie stop sassing the undead viking when your protector is out for cigarettes. ]

Well I'm never gonna be yours, so I guess it doesn't matter what you'd do.

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[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

I'm just giving you an idea of what it would be like.

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[lajolieblonde.livejournal.com]

You mean aggravating and nothin' I ever want any part of?

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[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

Someday you'll have a change of heart.

[He's very confidant about that.]

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[lajolieblonde.livejournal.com]

Not even if you were the last person left on earth with me.

[ equally confident here. ]

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[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

Your comments hurt me, Sookie. Truly. If I had feelings, my heart would be broken.

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[thenormalsquint]

Not happening, bud. I like to keep my blood right where it is.

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[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

That's your choice. Let me know if you change your mind.

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[thenormalsquint]

Yeeeeah, no.

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[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

Suit yourself, but the offer stands.