intro - voice post

[sheriffnorthman]

[He's on the phone with Pam, while he's flying to see the queen of Louisiana.]

--And I want you to keep an eye on a couple of vampires for me. You know the ones. They've gotten overexcited on multiple occasions and I won't have them damaging anymore of the human patrons. The cleanup alone isn't worth it. If they give you any trouble, you have my permission to correct that mistake as you see fit.

[There's static on the other end.]

Pam? [More static.]

[He notices the environment isn't New Orleans and he lands immediately. Nope definitely not New Orleans.]

Well. This is interesting.

Comments

[Voice]

[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

I allow both vampires and humans into my club. But it becomes an issue when they feed on the human guests.

[Lol, I bet Angel thinks Eric is human. :p]

[Voice]

[undoing.livejournal.com]

I tend to agree.

[ ...that would be a yes. his nose can't tell him otherwise over voice. ]

[Voice]

[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

The last thing I need is the human police raiding the place because some vampires can't wait to feed until after they leave.

[Voice]

[undoing.livejournal.com]

Getting the human police involved in demon matters usually only makes things worse.

[Voice]

[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

They certainly are a nuisance.

[Voice]

[undoing.livejournal.com]

The humans? [ ... ] Not one, then.

[Voice]

[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

Not for over a thousand years.

[Voice]

[undoing.livejournal.com]

Thousand?

[ up there with the master. fun. ]

I haven't been one in a few centuries, myself.

[Voice]

[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

Well, well, a fellow vampire, I assume?

[Voice]

[undoing.livejournal.com]

You assume correct. I'm Angel.

[Voice]

[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

Eric Northman.

audio | private /weep more threadjacking

[lajolieblonde.livejournal.com]

You remember when I said not all vampires from home were ones I had a real fondness for?

Eric's one of the ones I was talkin' about.

audio | private;

[undoing.livejournal.com]

Oh. Great.

Is he a threat?

audio | private;

[lajolieblonde.livejournal.com]

He's the reason you thought I was a vampire at first.

...Well. I-- he's a lying highhanded a-hole, but he's not evil.

audio | private;

[undoing.livejournal.com]

That was his blood. He was the one... Just great.

[ ...angel does not know what you mean by 'a-hole,' but he'll focus on that other stuff you said. ]

So you need to watch out for him, regardless.

[ and here there is a muttering of 'dawn' and 'her leash' ...yeah. ]

audio | private;

[lajolieblonde.livejournal.com]

I'm not too happy with it either, Angel.

[ siiiiiiiiiigh so much sighing. ]

I always do.

audio | private;

[undoing.livejournal.com]

Look, Sookie, if he tries anything... This is sort of what I do back home. Before the law firm, along side it - it's my thing. Helping people. With things that the human world isn't really ready to or capable of handling.

audio | private;

[lajolieblonde.livejournal.com]

That's real sweet of you, Angel, but I can take care of myself. [ ...plus eric will squash you like a bug, and if her irish bill-shaped friend dies sookie will be sad. ]

audio | private;

[undoing.livejournal.com]

The offer still stands.

audio | private;

[lajolieblonde.livejournal.com]

I do appreciate it.