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[sheriffnorthman]

[He's on the phone with Pam, while he's flying to see the queen of Louisiana.]

--And I want you to keep an eye on a couple of vampires for me. You know the ones. They've gotten overexcited on multiple occasions and I won't have them damaging anymore of the human patrons. The cleanup alone isn't worth it. If they give you any trouble, you have my permission to correct that mistake as you see fit.

[There's static on the other end.]

Pam? [More static.]

[He notices the environment isn't New Orleans and he lands immediately. Nope definitely not New Orleans.]

Well. This is interesting.

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[thenormalsquint]

Just wait until the curses start. Then it'll be inconvenient.

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[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

I can only imagine.

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[thenormalsquint]

You're going to need a place to stay, but the Welcome Center in the Square will help you get on your feet. Tell Penny I sent you.

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[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

Thank you, Angela. You've been most helpful.

[See, he can be nice sometimes.]

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[lajolieblonde.livejournal.com]

Don't you even think about it, Eric Northman or so help me God I will never help you again as long as I live.

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[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

I don't know what you're referring to, Sookie.

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[lajolieblonde.livejournal.com]

You know darn well what I'm talkin' about, don't give me that.

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[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

I was being polite. I was unaware that was a crime.

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[lajolieblonde.livejournal.com]

You're not polite, Eric. And that's my roommate, so you just leave her alone, hear me?

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[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

I have no intention of feeding from her, if that's what you're worried about. Unless, of course, she offers herself to me.

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[lajolieblonde.livejournal.com]

I don't care if she asks or not, you're not touchin' her.

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[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

That's hardly your decision.

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[lajolieblonde.livejournal.com]

I'm makin' it my decision, Eric.

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[thenormalsquint]

Not happening, bud. I like to keep my blood right where it is.

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[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

That's your choice. Let me know if you change your mind.

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[thenormalsquint]

Yeeeeah, no.

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[thenormalsquint]

Don't mention it. We all have to start somewhere. Just take my one year of living experience as your own.

[Up until Sookie tells her what the deal is.]

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[lajolieblonde.livejournal.com]

Don't offer him anything, Angela.

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[thenormalsquint]

[And have Angela go silent because umm Sookie? What the hell is this?]

Okay, I know you might be mad at me because I didn't come home last night, but you are the last person I'd expect to hear say not to be nice to somebody.

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[lajolieblonde.livejournal.com]

[ quick switch to private (albeit hackable) because if eric doesn't know this happened yet, she's not telling him. ]

Angela, it's not about you runnin' away. That's Eric Northman. The reason I came back all bloody a couple months ago?

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[thenormalsquint]

[Yeah, Angela really needs to teach Sookie the ways of technology.]

The vampire Eric? Ugh. Just when I was starting to feel comfortable around them...

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[lajolieblonde.livejournal.com]

[ at least she's not as bad as angel? ]

I wish it'd been Bill. Listen, just... stay away from him. And don't invite him into the apartment.

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[thenormalsquint]

Do I look insane? The only vampire that's darkening my door is Angel.

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[lajolieblonde.livejournal.com]

If he ever gets in, just rescind the invitation. Somethin' makes them leave, after that. They have to.

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[thenormalsquint]

I'll keep this in mind. Tell Brennan too.