2010-08-16 18:14
sheriffnorthman
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[Eric is kneeling on the ground in a field somewhere, holding a small goat and a knife. The poor goat is bleating and and struggling to get away, but Eric won't let it go.]
Sookie Stackhouse, in honor of my love for you and in the hopes that you will get over Bill once and for all, and choose me instead, I have decided to sacrifice this goat to whichever City Deity will grant my wish.
Sookie Stackhouse, in honor of my love for you and in the hopes that you will get over Bill once and for all, and choose me instead, I have decided to sacrifice this goat to whichever City Deity will grant my wish.
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Can't you sacrifice....something else...I don't know what exactly but...something not alive?
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Girls seem to like flowers.
I mean, when you give them to them...not...sacrifice them.
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Eric, what are you doing?
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...Are...you about to sacrifice a GOAT? For love?!
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[Unfortunately, this curse is making him say things he would never even come close to admitting. Ever.]
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Look, take it from me but the big gesture use of not exactly kosher means of getting a girl to love you just doesn't work. In fact, sometimes, it backfires so incredibly badly that an entire population of women goes after you.
So, just...you know, walk softly or some such something. And maybe...spare the goat? What'd the kid ever do to you?
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[There's a pause, a slow lift of the head and then a sigh.]
You're not a human, are you?
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So, that's fun.
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Oh... my god. Tell me you're joking.
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You're sacrificing a goat. You're sacrificing a bloody goat. What the hell?
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If I wanted your advice I would've asked for it.
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Try using a lamb; may help in regaining a bit of your dignity.