[video] | night of sevens curse a.k.a. what is eric even doing?

[sheriffnorthman]

[Eric is kneeling on the ground in a field somewhere, holding a small goat and a knife. The poor goat is bleating and and struggling to get away, but Eric won't let it go.]

Sookie Stackhouse, in honor of my love for you and in the hopes that you will get over Bill once and for all, and choose me instead, I have decided to sacrifice this goat to whichever City Deity will grant my wish.

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[bigbad]

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You're sacrificing a goat. You're sacrificing a bloody goat. What the hell?

voice;

[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

It's an ancient tradition to appeal to the gods.

voice;

[bigbad]

Yeah, I know. The key word here is "ancient." Girls these days like flowers and chocolates better.

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[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

[Eric's not having any of this reasonable talk. He has to sacrifice this gd goat to make the Deities listen. It's just the way it is.]

If I wanted your advice I would've asked for it.

voice;

[bigbad]

Too bad I don't care what you want.