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[Eric is kneeling on the ground in a field somewhere, holding a small goat and a knife. The poor goat is bleating and and struggling to get away, but Eric won't let it go.]

Sookie Stackhouse, in honor of my love for you and in the hopes that you will get over Bill once and for all, and choose me instead, I have decided to sacrifice this goat to whichever City Deity will grant my wish.
Date/Time: 2010-08-16 23:16 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] lajolieblonde.livejournal.com
What in the--
Edited Date/Time: 2010-08-16 23:16 (UTC)
Date/Time: 2010-08-16 23:22 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] iseemore.livejournal.com
Stop! Don't---what did the goat ever do to you?

Can't you sacrifice....something else...I don't know what exactly but...something not alive?
Date/Time: 2010-08-16 23:40 (UTC)Posted by: [personal profile] faderbroderson
faderbroderson: (fucking suicide bomber)
[While Godric, on principle, approves of both the budding relationship between Eric and Sookie and animal sacrifice, this overt act of desperation is very much unlike Eric.]

Eric, what are you doing?
Date/Time: 2010-08-17 00:09 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] perspectiveguy.livejournal.com
[Xander is sitting at a table, newly arrived and about to eat wishing he still weren't wearing duck pajamas. He is in shock. He is also confused.]

...Are...you about to sacrifice a GOAT? For love?!
Date/Time: 2010-08-17 00:46 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] turnedyesterday.livejournal.com
[Not... going... to... laugh.]

Oh... my god. Tell me you're joking.
Date/Time: 2010-08-17 00:53 (UTC)Posted by: [personal profile] bigbad
bigbad: injuries ([Impudent] Oh come on)
...

You're sacrificing a goat. You're sacrificing a bloody goat. What the hell?
Date/Time: 2010-08-17 01:13 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] tothelibrary.livejournal.com
You could like. Buy her shoes? Maybe a nice necklace. Trust me, that works better than 'I'm going to slaughter this helpless animal for you'.
Date/Time: 2010-08-17 03:40 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] valentineluke.livejournal.com
Appears as if you played one too many heavy metal records backwards.

Try using a lamb; may help in regaining a bit of your dignity.