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[Eric is kneeling on the ground in a field somewhere, holding a small goat and a knife. The poor goat is bleating and and struggling to get away, but Eric won't let it go.]

Sookie Stackhouse, in honor of my love for you and in the hopes that you will get over Bill once and for all, and choose me instead, I have decided to sacrifice this goat to whichever City Deity will grant my wish.
Date/Time: 2010-08-17 19:13 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] vikingvampire.livejournal.com
Of course I'm not human. I haven't been human for over a thousand years.
Date/Time: 2010-08-17 19:16 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] perspectiveguy.livejournal.com
Why is this an 'of course?' That's like me saying, of course I'm a guy because I'm always a guy and guys are always around being guys. There was a chance that you were human and another chance that you were demon. But judging by the whole immortality schtick, you're a vampire.

So, that's fun.