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[Eric is kneeling on the ground in a field somewhere, holding a small goat and a knife. The poor goat is bleating and and struggling to get away, but Eric won't let it go.]

Sookie Stackhouse, in honor of my love for you and in the hopes that you will get over Bill once and for all, and choose me instead, I have decided to sacrifice this goat to whichever City Deity will grant my wish.
Date/Time: 2010-08-17 19:23 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] vikingvampire.livejournal.com
[Eric's not having any of this reasonable talk. He has to sacrifice this gd goat to make the Deities listen. It's just the way it is.]

If I wanted your advice I would've asked for it.
Date/Time: 2010-08-17 19:41 (UTC)Posted by: [personal profile] bigbad
bigbad: injuries ([Happy] Smug)
Too bad I don't care what you want.