[video] | night of sevens curse a.k.a. what is eric even doing?

[sheriffnorthman]

[Eric is kneeling on the ground in a field somewhere, holding a small goat and a knife. The poor goat is bleating and and struggling to get away, but Eric won't let it go.]

Sookie Stackhouse, in honor of my love for you and in the hopes that you will get over Bill once and for all, and choose me instead, I have decided to sacrifice this goat to whichever City Deity will grant my wish.

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[lajolieblonde.livejournal.com]

What in the--

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[iseemore.livejournal.com]

Stop! Don't---what did the goat ever do to you?

Can't you sacrifice....something else...I don't know what exactly but...something not alive?

[faderbroderson]

[While Godric, on principle, approves of both the budding relationship between Eric and Sookie and animal sacrifice, this overt act of desperation is very much unlike Eric.]

Eric, what are you doing?

[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

[Xander is sitting at a table, newly arrived and about to eat wishing he still weren't wearing duck pajamas. He is in shock. He is also confused.]

...Are...you about to sacrifice a GOAT? For love?!

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[turnedyesterday.livejournal.com]

[Not... going... to... laugh.]

Oh... my god. Tell me you're joking.

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[bigbad]

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You're sacrificing a goat. You're sacrificing a bloody goat. What the hell?

[tothelibrary.livejournal.com]

You could like. Buy her shoes? Maybe a nice necklace. Trust me, that works better than 'I'm going to slaughter this helpless animal for you'.

[valentineluke.livejournal.com]

Appears as if you played one too many heavy metal records backwards.

Try using a lamb; may help in regaining a bit of your dignity.