video; curse time!

[sheriffnorthman]

There's a small gnome following me. Considering the things that happen in this City, something like this usually wouldn't bother me, yet everywhere I turn it's there. I'm beginning to lose patience with it.

[Camera turns to view a harmless looking lawn gnome next to a bar stool not far from Eric.]

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[faderbroderson]

...It follows you? Do you see it move?

[In other words, is it actually alive?]

[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

No. It just appears close to me when I turn a corner or walk away from it.

[faderbroderson]

Have you tried running as quickly as you can?

[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

I've tried running, flying..it always appears no matter how much distance I put between myself and it. Whatever this is, it's extremely irritating.

[faderbroderson]

Yet it's only followed you, and made no other moves? Perhaps we can capture it.

[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

If it frees me from being stalked by this thing.

[Eric kicks it and it immediately pops up next him when he turns away. Eric growls at it.]

It's driving me insane.

[neverplay]

Can't you destroy it? A bullet would fix it.

[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

If it were alive I would gladly have ripped it's throat out by now.

[neverplay]

Awesome.

Smashing it into little pieces is still an option.

[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

Assuming it won't show up completely whole once I turn away from the pieces.

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[undoing.livejournal.com]

[ while not full on laughter, this is the sound of amusement at your misfortune, eric. ]

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[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

Is there something you wish to say to me. [He hears that Angel and he's none too pleased.]

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[undoing.livejournal.com]

No, but I think that garden decoration might.

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[thenormalsquint]

At least it's quirky.

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[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

It's annoying.

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[thenormalsquint]

It's a gnome. Unless it has teeth, I doubt it'll do more than follow you.

[valentineluke.livejournal.com]

Be careful, I see an ambulatory stake.

[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

I don't think it's made of wood.

[valentineluke.livejournal.com]

Best not put it to the test.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You must look suspiciously like a lawn.

[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

Whatever the reason, I will destroy it.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

A mower operated by an underpaid landscaper would do it.

[citadelspirit.livejournal.com]

I won't be redundant and say, 'break it,' but that was my original message...ah, well, I suppose I already did.

[tothelibrary.livejournal.com]

...Wow, that's actually kind of creepy. Sucks to be you.

[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

Thank you, Dawn. That's very helpful.

[tothelibrary.livejournal.com]

I live to serve. So, random gnome curse?

[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

Apparently so.

[tothelibrary.livejournal.com]

It could be worse. It could be the Verizon guy.

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[bigbad]

...is there a camera in it?

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[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

I far as I know, there isn't.

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[bigbad]

Can't you destroy it?

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[lajolieblonde.livejournal.com]

[ this first part is muttered. but it's also loud enough sookie knows eric will catch it. ]

Serves you right.

[ and now louder, what bitchy muttered aside? ]

You can try ignorin' it.

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[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

[He's just gonna ignore that first comment, thank you very much.]

You try ignoring something that pops up everywhere you go.