sheriffnorthman: <user site="livejournal.com" comm="twincapricorns"> (Eric - spider sense tingling - animated)
There's a small gnome following me. Considering the things that happen in this City, something like this usually wouldn't bother me, yet everywhere I turn it's there. I'm beginning to lose patience with it.

[Camera turns to view a harmless looking lawn gnome next to a bar stool not far from Eric.]

Date/Time: 2010-07-31 07:58 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] vikingvampire.livejournal.com
I've tried running, flying..it always appears no matter how much distance I put between myself and it. Whatever this is, it's extremely irritating.
Date/Time: 2010-07-31 08:00 (UTC)Posted by: [personal profile] faderbroderson
faderbroderson: (is there something on my back?)
Yet it's only followed you, and made no other moves? Perhaps we can capture it.
Date/Time: 2010-07-31 08:03 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] vikingvampire.livejournal.com
If it frees me from being stalked by this thing.

[Eric kicks it and it immediately pops up next him when he turns away. Eric growls at it.]

It's driving me insane.