sheriffnorthman: <user site="livejournal.com" comm="twincapricorns"> (Eric - spider sense tingling - animated)
There's a small gnome following me. Considering the things that happen in this City, something like this usually wouldn't bother me, yet everywhere I turn it's there. I'm beginning to lose patience with it.

[Camera turns to view a harmless looking lawn gnome next to a bar stool not far from Eric.]

Date/Time: 2010-07-31 17:21 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com
You must look suspiciously like a lawn.
Date/Time: 2010-07-31 17:32 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] vikingvampire.livejournal.com
Whatever the reason, I will destroy it.
Date/Time: 2010-08-02 01:42 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com
A mower operated by an underpaid landscaper would do it.