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Eric Northman ([personal profile] sheriffnorthman) wrote2010-08-16 06:14 pm

[video] | night of sevens curse a.k.a. what is eric even doing?

[Eric is kneeling on the ground in a field somewhere, holding a small goat and a knife. The poor goat is bleating and and struggling to get away, but Eric won't let it go.]

Sookie Stackhouse, in honor of my love for you and in the hopes that you will get over Bill once and for all, and choose me instead, I have decided to sacrifice this goat to whichever City Deity will grant my wish.

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[identity profile] iseemore.livejournal.com 2010-08-16 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
.....I'm sure there are other ways to...er...express your feelings.

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[identity profile] vikingvampire.livejournal.com 2010-08-17 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
It's either this or a human, and Sookie would look less favorably on the latter.

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[identity profile] iseemore.livejournal.com 2010-08-17 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
...understandably, but er...don't you think...have you tried flowers?

Girls seem to like flowers.


I mean, when you give them to them...not...sacrifice them.