[video] | night of sevens curse a.k.a. what is eric even doing?

[sheriffnorthman]

[Eric is kneeling on the ground in a field somewhere, holding a small goat and a knife. The poor goat is bleating and and struggling to get away, but Eric won't let it go.]

Sookie Stackhouse, in honor of my love for you and in the hopes that you will get over Bill once and for all, and choose me instead, I have decided to sacrifice this goat to whichever City Deity will grant my wish.

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[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

[Xander is sitting at a table, newly arrived and about to eat wishing he still weren't wearing duck pajamas. He is in shock. He is also confused.]

...Are...you about to sacrifice a GOAT? For love?!

[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

I would sacrifice much more for her.

[Unfortunately, this curse is making him say things he would never even come close to admitting. Ever.]

[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

[Damn that curse!]

Look, take it from me but the big gesture use of not exactly kosher means of getting a girl to love you just doesn't work. In fact, sometimes, it backfires so incredibly badly that an entire population of women goes after you.

So, just...you know, walk softly or some such something. And maybe...spare the goat? What'd the kid ever do to you?

[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

I could just as easily sacrificed a human, but the goat seemed more appropriate.

[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

You say that like you're not huma-

[There's a pause, a slow lift of the head and then a sigh.]

You're not a human, are you?

[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

Of course I'm not human. I haven't been human for over a thousand years.

[perspectiveguy.livejournal.com]

Why is this an 'of course?' That's like me saying, of course I'm a guy because I'm always a guy and guys are always around being guys. There was a chance that you were human and another chance that you were demon. But judging by the whole immortality schtick, you're a vampire.

So, that's fun.