4th wall weekend ftw

[sheriffnorthman]

[He's enjoying the influx of business at The Raven.]

Business is definitely booming this weekend. To all the new guests, I would like to remind you there will be no feeding on humans at my club and we close our doors at sunrise. Otherwise, enjoy.


[ooc: No duplicate Eric's please and no telling him he's a fictional character from a book/tv show. Other than that, I'm down for anything. Oh and no, feeding on humans isn't like an issue or anything, he's just letting them know the main rule of the club. :)

ALSO: threadjack to your heart's content my lovelies.]

Comments

[h0ttiefromhell.livejournal.com]

Does this policy extend to the parking lot?

[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

What you do outside of the club is your choice.

[h0ttiefromhell.livejournal.com]

Bitching. I'm never going back to Devil's Kettle after this. There's not even a plausible comparison.

[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

The Devil's Kettle?

[h0ttiefromhell.livejournal.com]

The boondocks I came from. Wasted name.

[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

Well, The Raven is open to anyone provided they follow the house rules.

[h0ttiefromhell.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'll listen. One of my shining qualities.

[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

What do they call you?

[h0ttiefromhell.livejournal.com]

Jennifer, Jennifer Check.

[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

Well then, Jennifer Check, I hope to see you at The Raven very soon.