4th wall weekend ftw

[sheriffnorthman]

[He's enjoying the influx of business at The Raven.]

Business is definitely booming this weekend. To all the new guests, I would like to remind you there will be no feeding on humans at my club and we close our doors at sunrise. Otherwise, enjoy.


[ooc: No duplicate Eric's please and no telling him he's a fictional character from a book/tv show. Other than that, I'm down for anything. Oh and no, feeding on humans isn't like an issue or anything, he's just letting them know the main rule of the club. :)

ALSO: threadjack to your heart's content my lovelies.]

Comments

[h0ttiefromhell.livejournal.com]

Does this policy extend to the parking lot?

[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

What you do outside of the club is your choice.

[h0ttiefromhell.livejournal.com]

Bitching. I'm never going back to Devil's Kettle after this. There's not even a plausible comparison.

[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

The Devil's Kettle?

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[allthefunever.livejournal.com]

You don't run Vamp Bar and Grill by any chance?

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[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

I run Fangtasia in Shreveport. Here I run The Raven.

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[allthefunever.livejournal.com]

Fangtasia. Really.

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[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

Yes, really.

[asenseofhumor.livejournal.com]

Eric.

[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

Pam.

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[whiskeytango]

Okay, seriously now Brad. What the actual fuck are you doing, running some gayass bar in the middle of fucking nowhere, and without your best pal Ray-Ray?

We're in the middle of a fucking invasion, Colbert, and far be it for me to be the Captain America oo-rah voice of moto Corp bliss, but it is our fucking job.

Speaking of that, where the fuck even are we?

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[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

I do not care who you are and my name is not Brad.

As for where we are, we're in the City.

[notsabrina.livejournal.com]

Feeding on humans? [Ugh, vampires.]

[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

Is there a problem?

[notsabrina.livejournal.com]

I'm just passing through. Not my place to make waves.

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[compunctive.livejournal.com]

I see you've found yourself another establishment, Eric.

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[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

Bill Compton. I'm surprised to see you here.

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[compunctive.livejournal.com]

I could say the same for you.

[broke-queen.livejournal.com]

I assume all my drinks are on the house.

[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

Of course, your majesty.

[broke-queen.livejournal.com]

Good. If I thought you'd forgotten your place I'd have to be upset with you, Eric.

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[aintgotalick.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah. I remember you.

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[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

And I remember you very well, Mr. Stackhouse.

[fuckyoualice.livejournal.com]

Dude.

[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

[You get an annoyed stare for calling him that.]

Is there something you wanted?