sheriffnorthman: <user site="livejournal.com" comm="twincapricorns"> (Eric - GQMF)
Eric Northman ([personal profile] sheriffnorthman) wrote2010-07-11 09:34 am

4th wall weekend ftw

[He's enjoying the influx of business at The Raven.]

Business is definitely booming this weekend. To all the new guests, I would like to remind you there will be no feeding on humans at my club and we close our doors at sunrise. Otherwise, enjoy.


[ooc: No duplicate Eric's please and no telling him he's a fictional character from a book/tv show. Other than that, I'm down for anything. Oh and no, feeding on humans isn't like an issue or anything, he's just letting them know the main rule of the club. :)

ALSO: threadjack to your heart's content my lovelies.]

[identity profile] broke-queen.livejournal.com 2010-07-11 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I assume all my drinks are on the house.

[identity profile] broke-queen.livejournal.com 2010-07-12 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
Good. If I thought you'd forgotten your place I'd have to be upset with you, Eric.

[identity profile] vikingvampire.livejournal.com 2010-07-12 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
No, your majesty. My roll as sheriff does not change just because I have changed locations.

[identity profile] broke-queen.livejournal.com 2010-07-12 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
A definite step down, by the way.

[identity profile] vikingvampire.livejournal.com 2010-07-12 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
It's not Fangtasia, that's true. But I needed to build revenue fast and this provided the opportunity.

[identity profile] broke-queen.livejournal.com 2010-07-12 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
I meant this backwater interdimensional shithole of yours.

[identity profile] vikingvampire.livejournal.com 2010-07-12 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
This City seems no different than any other place I have been.

[identity profile] broke-queen.livejournal.com 2010-07-12 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
I've spent a long time amassing my comforts of home, I don't appreciate being denied them.

[identity profile] vikingvampire.livejournal.com 2010-07-12 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think you'll be without your comforts for long, your majesty.

[identity profile] broke-queen.livejournal.com 2010-07-12 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I know. That doesn't mean it blows any less.