4th wall weekend ftw

[sheriffnorthman]

[He's enjoying the influx of business at The Raven.]

Business is definitely booming this weekend. To all the new guests, I would like to remind you there will be no feeding on humans at my club and we close our doors at sunrise. Otherwise, enjoy.


[ooc: No duplicate Eric's please and no telling him he's a fictional character from a book/tv show. Other than that, I'm down for anything. Oh and no, feeding on humans isn't like an issue or anything, he's just letting them know the main rule of the club. :)

ALSO: threadjack to your heart's content my lovelies.]

Comments

[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

No, your majesty. My roll as sheriff does not change just because I have changed locations.

[broke-queen.livejournal.com]

A definite step down, by the way.

[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

Fair enough. My club is open to anyone who wishes to come in and enjoy themselves as long as they follow the rules. Feeding on humans would bring more trouble than it's worth.

[notsabrina.livejournal.com]

Good to know. What kinda club is it?

[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

It's not Fangtasia, that's true. But I needed to build revenue fast and this provided the opportunity.

[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

It's mostly a vampire bar, but it's open to human and any other species that decides to visit.

[notsabrina.livejournal.com]

Heard about places like that back home. Though, they don't really advertise.

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[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

Yes, really.

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[allthefunever.livejournal.com]

Charming. Not at all ridiculous.

[h0ttiefromhell.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'll listen. One of my shining qualities.

[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

What do they call you?

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[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

The fangbangers appreciate the camp.

[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

Advertising is the best way to draw in a crowd.

[h0ttiefromhell.livejournal.com]

Jennifer, Jennifer Check.

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[allthefunever.livejournal.com]

I'm going to assume that refers to humans of a... certain persuasion?

[notsabrina.livejournal.com]

Yeah, they don't really need advertising to draw a crowd. It's like you--[She stops herself.] --y'all seem to find the watering holes all on your own.

[broke-queen.livejournal.com]

I meant this backwater interdimensional shithole of yours.

[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

This City seems no different than any other place I have been.

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[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

You would be correct.

[broke-queen.livejournal.com]

I've spent a long time amassing my comforts of home, I don't appreciate being denied them.

[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

I don't think you'll be without your comforts for long, your majesty.

[broke-queen.livejournal.com]

Oh, I know. That doesn't mean it blows any less.

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[compunctive.livejournal.com]

I could say the same for you.

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[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

You should know I've looked after Sookie for you. We've become very close. [Oh Eric, stop lying just to get under Bill's skin.]

[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

Well then, Jennifer Check, I hope to see you at The Raven very soon.