intro - voice post

[sheriffnorthman]

[He's on the phone with Pam, while he's flying to see the queen of Louisiana.]

--And I want you to keep an eye on a couple of vampires for me. You know the ones. They've gotten overexcited on multiple occasions and I won't have them damaging anymore of the human patrons. The cleanup alone isn't worth it. If they give you any trouble, you have my permission to correct that mistake as you see fit.

[There's static on the other end.]

Pam? [More static.]

[He notices the environment isn't New Orleans and he lands immediately. Nope definitely not New Orleans.]

Well. This is interesting.

Comments

2/2 sob sorry

[chosered.livejournal.com]

Oh. I see there's an echo in here. Sorry.

[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

It's true, you're not the first to feel the need to express it.

[chosered.livejournal.com]

I've never met a vampire before.

We don't have them, in my world.

Well, that is to say, if we do, they haven't...exposed themselves?

[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

Many humans from my world would consider the ones in your world fortunate.

[chosered.livejournal.com]

Why? Do vampires kill a lot of humans? I would think that would make them more happy that vampires would be out in the open.

[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

One would think. There are fanatics out there who would happily use Jesus as an excuse to hunt us down.

[chosered.livejournal.com]

I'm only a Christian in the 'I was baptized' and I've read the Bible, but I'm pretty sure that Jesus preached peace.

Anyway.

Sorry, hello. I'm Kenny Potter.

[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

Tell that to the Fellowship of the Sun.

Eric Northman.

[chosered.livejournal.com]

I would, if they were here.

It's nice to meet you, sir.