sheriffnorthman: <user site="livejournal.com" comm="twincapricorns"> (Eric 8)
Eric Northman ([personal profile] sheriffnorthman) wrote2010-06-07 09:23 am

intro - voice post

[He's on the phone with Pam, while he's flying to see the queen of Louisiana.]

--And I want you to keep an eye on a couple of vampires for me. You know the ones. They've gotten overexcited on multiple occasions and I won't have them damaging anymore of the human patrons. The cleanup alone isn't worth it. If they give you any trouble, you have my permission to correct that mistake as you see fit.

[There's static on the other end.]

Pam? [More static.]

[He notices the environment isn't New Orleans and he lands immediately. Nope definitely not New Orleans.]

Well. This is interesting.

[Voice]

[identity profile] undoing.livejournal.com 2010-06-07 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Getting the human police involved in demon matters usually only makes things worse.

[Voice]

[identity profile] vikingvampire.livejournal.com 2010-06-07 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
They certainly are a nuisance.

[Voice]

[identity profile] undoing.livejournal.com 2010-06-07 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
The humans? [ ... ] Not one, then.

[Voice]

[identity profile] vikingvampire.livejournal.com 2010-06-07 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Not for over a thousand years.

[Voice]

[identity profile] undoing.livejournal.com 2010-06-07 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Thousand?

[ up there with the master. fun. ]

I haven't been one in a few centuries, myself.
Edited 2010-06-07 19:51 (UTC)

[Voice]

[identity profile] vikingvampire.livejournal.com 2010-06-07 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, well, a fellow vampire, I assume?
Edited 2010-06-07 20:23 (UTC)

[Voice]

[identity profile] undoing.livejournal.com 2010-06-07 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
You assume correct. I'm Angel.

[Voice]

[identity profile] vikingvampire.livejournal.com 2010-06-07 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Eric Northman.

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[identity profile] lajolieblonde.livejournal.com 2010-06-07 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
You remember when I said not all vampires from home were ones I had a real fondness for?

Eric's one of the ones I was talkin' about.

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[identity profile] undoing.livejournal.com 2010-06-07 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. Great.

Is he a threat?

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[identity profile] lajolieblonde.livejournal.com 2010-06-07 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
He's the reason you thought I was a vampire at first.

...Well. I-- he's a lying highhanded a-hole, but he's not evil.

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[identity profile] undoing.livejournal.com 2010-06-07 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
That was his blood. He was the one... Just great.

[ ...angel does not know what you mean by 'a-hole,' but he'll focus on that other stuff you said. ]

So you need to watch out for him, regardless.

[ and here there is a muttering of 'dawn' and 'her leash' ...yeah. ]

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[identity profile] lajolieblonde.livejournal.com 2010-06-07 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not too happy with it either, Angel.

[ siiiiiiiiiigh so much sighing. ]

I always do.

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[identity profile] undoing.livejournal.com 2010-06-07 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Look, Sookie, if he tries anything... This is sort of what I do back home. Before the law firm, along side it - it's my thing. Helping people. With things that the human world isn't really ready to or capable of handling.

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[identity profile] lajolieblonde.livejournal.com 2010-06-07 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
That's real sweet of you, Angel, but I can take care of myself. [ ...plus eric will squash you like a bug, and if her irish bill-shaped friend dies sookie will be sad. ]

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[identity profile] undoing.livejournal.com 2010-06-07 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
The offer still stands.

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[identity profile] lajolieblonde.livejournal.com 2010-06-07 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I do appreciate it.