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[sheriffnorthman]

[He's on the phone with Pam, while he's flying to see the queen of Louisiana.]

--And I want you to keep an eye on a couple of vampires for me. You know the ones. They've gotten overexcited on multiple occasions and I won't have them damaging anymore of the human patrons. The cleanup alone isn't worth it. If they give you any trouble, you have my permission to correct that mistake as you see fit.

[There's static on the other end.]

Pam? [More static.]

[He notices the environment isn't New Orleans and he lands immediately. Nope definitely not New Orleans.]

Well. This is interesting.

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[lajolieblonde.livejournal.com]

Just Sookie's fine, thank you.

[ glaciers are warmer than the frost in her tone. eric, you are not who she wanted to show up. ]

Well, I guess you got things all in hand, then.

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[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

What's the matter, Sookie? No time to talk?

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[lajolieblonde.livejournal.com]

[ on the tip of her tongue is a snappish 'not when it comes to you' but if she lets eric go off and feed on somebody who doesn't know him because she was too damn stubborn to swallow her pride and speak with him, she won't be able to look at herself in the mirror. ]

Well, don't you have any questions?

[ ...less than polite, but beggars, chosers. ]

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[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

[Well, if she was gonna be like that.]

What is this place?

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[lajolieblonde.livejournal.com]

[ oh she is going to be very like that. ]

I told you already, the City.

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[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

That is both unhelpful and not very explanatory.

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[lajolieblonde.livejournal.com]

You've been kidnapped, we all have. And there's no way out, so don't even bother tryin'.

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[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

Kidnapped.

[Doesn't quite believe it.]

Who's in charge here?

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[lajolieblonde.livejournal.com]

The deities, but good luck gettin' anything outta them.

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[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

So, it's a City run by deities and there's no way out. Fantastic. I don't suppose these deities have set aside a place for me to stay during the day?

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[lajolieblonde.livejournal.com]

They've got apartments you could lock up tight enough, I guess, but you might wanna try Underground.

[ protip: she means 'away from her'. ]