SPARKLEPIRE CURSE! | voice post

[sheriffnorthman]

Part 1: well into the morning

[He sounds very confused.]

Hm. It's daylight and I'm not getting the bleeds.


Part 2: a little later when Eric is hungry

[Oh dear, he sounds only more confused and then angry this time.]

Why am I craving animal blood? This makes no sense.

....Where the fuck are my fangs?


Part 3: after a while of trying to figure this out, he's made it to the surface and into the sunlight

[He's amazed he's not burning in the sun...but then he looks down at his hands and arms, and notices that he's sparkling like someone tossed glitter all over him.]

You have got to be joking.




[[OOC: I took the liberty of taking his fangs away too, since Twilight vamps don't have them and he's pretty much becoming one of them physically. Oh and instead of choosing to drink animal blood like in those books, he's just gonna automatically want it.]]

Comments

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[lajolieblonde.livejournal.com]

[ this is just laughter. at you, eric. ]

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[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

This is no laughing matter, Sookie.

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[lajolieblonde.livejournal.com]

I think it is, Eric. I really think it is.

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[lajolieblonde.livejournal.com]

You're sparklin'!

[ more helpless laughter. ]

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[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

[Have a small irritated growl.]

I'm aware of that, thank you.

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[lajolieblonde.livejournal.com]

[ more laughter. ]

I'm sorry, am I supposed to be scared? You look like a craft store exploded all over you.

[eiremagic]

Animal blood?

Ew.

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[turnedyesterday.livejournal.com]

Your fangs are gone?

[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

My sentiments exactly. And yet, I can't seem to stop craving it.

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[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

Yes, they are.

[eiremagic]

Blood puddin'? It's cow.

voice - he's pissed and Sookie's not helping :C

[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

Unless you have something else to contribute to this conversation, such as a way to fix this, I suggest you stop right there.

[sword-boy.livejournal.com]

Lots of people are glittery sparkly shiny today, so you're not the only one.

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[turnedyesterday.livejournal.com]

Sucks.

So what, you want to eat, like... squirrels or something?

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[bigbad]

[Spike is going to deny the sparkling to the ends of the earth. And if he has stepped into the sun for a minute or two to enjoy it without burning up despite the sparkles, no one needs to know.]

The bleeds?

voice - sob that's p much her goal

[lajolieblonde.livejournal.com]

But you're covered in glitter. And missin' your fangs.

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[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

That seems to be the general idea.

[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

If this is a curse, it's the worst one I've encountered yet.

private to Eric

[faderbroderson]

[Godric -- who is not cursed -- awakes from his daylight slumber because something is wrong. His bond with Eric feels wrong. Ignoring the insistent pounding in his head and the strange tingle that heralds the bleeds, he rises and immediately begins searching for his child. Eric's resting place is empty. Disturbed and worried, Godric calls out.]

Eric? Eric, where are you?

[sword-boy.livejournal.com]

This is the worst? No, no. Biblical plagues and homicidal sheep are bad. Glittery sparkly shiny bodies isn't bad. It's actually fairly fun to go "flash" people right now.

<3 this guy

[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

You don't get them when you stay awake during the day?

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[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

The only bonus is the sun doesn't burn me.

[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

I can't say I've ever had that.

[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

Plagues I can handle, being altered to the point where I don't want human blood is beyond my limits.

[sword-boy.livejournal.com]

Oh! You'd like the plagues with all the bloody water wouldn't you.

Let me phrase it another way... near apocalyptic curses aren't very nice. Silly curses like these are what make the City bearable. Even so, this curse shouldn't last more than today... or a day beyond that. Just grin and bear it.