SPARKLEPIRE CURSE! | voice post

[sheriffnorthman]

Part 1: well into the morning

[He sounds very confused.]

Hm. It's daylight and I'm not getting the bleeds.


Part 2: a little later when Eric is hungry

[Oh dear, he sounds only more confused and then angry this time.]

Why am I craving animal blood? This makes no sense.

....Where the fuck are my fangs?


Part 3: after a while of trying to figure this out, he's made it to the surface and into the sunlight

[He's amazed he's not burning in the sun...but then he looks down at his hands and arms, and notices that he's sparkling like someone tossed glitter all over him.]

You have got to be joking.




[[OOC: I took the liberty of taking his fangs away too, since Twilight vamps don't have them and he's pretty much becoming one of them physically. Oh and instead of choosing to drink animal blood like in those books, he's just gonna automatically want it.]]

Comments

[sword-boy.livejournal.com]

Lots of people are glittery sparkly shiny today, so you're not the only one.

[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

If this is a curse, it's the worst one I've encountered yet.

[sword-boy.livejournal.com]

This is the worst? No, no. Biblical plagues and homicidal sheep are bad. Glittery sparkly shiny bodies isn't bad. It's actually fairly fun to go "flash" people right now.

[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

Plagues I can handle, being altered to the point where I don't want human blood is beyond my limits.

[sword-boy.livejournal.com]

Oh! You'd like the plagues with all the bloody water wouldn't you.

Let me phrase it another way... near apocalyptic curses aren't very nice. Silly curses like these are what make the City bearable. Even so, this curse shouldn't last more than today... or a day beyond that. Just grin and bear it.

[vikingvampire.livejournal.com]

[Most deadpan expression ever.]

Thank you.

[sword-boy.livejournal.com]

[Most over-exuberant expression ever.]

You're very welcome. I try to help out when I can.