sheriffnorthman | intro

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[He's on the phone with Pam, while he's flying to see the queen of Louisiana.]

--And I want you to keep an eye on a couple of vampires for me. You know the ones. They've gotten overexcited on multiple occasions and I won't have them damaging anymore of the human patrons. The cleanup alone isn't worth it. If they give you any trouble, you have my permission to correct that mistake as you see fit.

[There's static on the other end.]

Pam? [More static.]

[He notices the environment isn't New Orleans and he lands immediately. Nope definitely not New Orleans.]

Well. This is interesting.

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Rawr bow chicka bow wow

[Grins and chuckles.]

So I'm Lucy and obvi you're new here. I probably won't be much help but I bet you get the lowdown on this place from other people

More or less. You can call me Eric.

Pleasure to meet you, Eric. Where are you from? And what kind of club? I'm assuming not golf since you're having vampire problems.

Humans call it a fangbanger club. I prefer to think of it as a place for vampires and humans to co-mingle.

Well that explains why you'd have vampire problems. So basically you run a mini Switzerland?

Something like that.

So why appoint yourself king of Switzerland? Besides the obvious 'it's good to be King'? Seems kind of dangerous.

Why not? I'm the Sheriff and I enjoy running the club.

Hey works for me. It's good to be king. So sheriff...like police?

Do try and remember your Mr. Saxon, Lucy.

...

What about Harry? I guess I don't get what you're getting at?

He hasn't been gone very long to warrant replacing.

Replacing Harry? What--I--

Harry isn't being 'replaced'. I have friends. Friends that happen to be boys. Harry knows this and he's fine with it.

If it makes you feel better I also flirt with girls. I'm an equal opportunist flirt. Most of the time anyway. I kissed Penny! Okay so it was a kiss on the cheek but STILL.

Do realize that when humans are without a significant other and openly flirting with a known predator, their actions may deem them as suitable prey. I don't know for certain if Mr. Northman is actually 'interested', but Kuran defiantly will be.

Who is Kuran and prey? I don't do prey very well. I mean in theory I do because hello very not self-defense-y but I don't wear a sign that says hello eat me. Or maybe I do and I don't mean to but anyway...WHAT? I don't even know what we're talking about. I am Harry's extremely not committed girlfriend who is talking to new friend. Interested in what? Is this some sort of Time Lord thing I'm not aware of? Also hello there is no Tiffany's and there was no kneeling or asking or romantic anything that would imply--and even if there were I am still allowed to have friends.

Did Harry put you up to this before he left?

[ooc: also <3 for this thread]

Edited 2010-06-08 04:41 (UTC)

~~Mr. Saxon would require some degree of intellectual stimulation, it couldn't be a purely physical relationship...dumb as a fox, maybe?~~

If you run into trouble, don't hesitant to contact me: (private phone number).

(http://valentineluke.livejournal.com/79353.html)

Thank you, Luke. I appreciate it.

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